With that said, how could we go wrong by bringing in opinions from outside the RTF family? Well, this guy is still RTF fam, but he definitely has several grinds of his own....the latest is blogging.
The homie TDeeZy is bringing another opinionated series to RTF every Thursday around 7pm. Here goes a little insight into what the Nobody Cares Tho series is all about:
Welcome one, welcome all. NobodyCaresTho is a blog about everything, everyone cares about. Ironic right? Yeah, I know…. Every THURSDAY there will be a new post. (No affiliation with The Weeknd’s new project) This idea could’ve been started a few weeks ago in time to catch Lil Wayne’s “jeggins debut” but too bad no one here can predict the future.
If you happen to fit into the “I cry about everything someone says” category, this blog isn’t for you. The opinions expressed here are without a doubt affiliated with millions of people that speak whatever comes to mind. Assholes rule the world.
Everyone knows I’m not the biggest Wayne fan. I haven’t downloaded a Young Money related song since The Drought 2, but everyone deserves a fair chance. So a few days ago, I decided to listen to The Carter IV while suffering from a headache, and I can honestly say that I wasn’t impressed. Not even a little bit. There ARE a few upsides to this review though.
First and foremost, I want to personally thank Wayne for letting T-Pain take care of the autotune used on the album. We don’t need anymore Lollipop tracks.Tech N9ne KILLED the Interlude. 3rd degree murder and he left no evidence at the crime scene. Not a single hair follicle. “She Will” is a banger. Off rip. Anytime Drake’s eyebrows touches the mic you can bet the track will be fire. I’m just glad he didn’t shed any tears on this one.
I can’t lie, the Intro, Interlude, and Outro were nice. Its always good to hear a new verse from Nas, but we can throw Shyne back in his cage. He sounded real inhaler-dependent with that verse he breathed on us.
*skips 6 foot 7*
Yeah Wayne, we all heard your shot at Jay, but you wore jeggings shortly after……and there’s no way you sold 850k first week. We know ya’ll boosting sales.
Click Here to buy a pair of Lil Wayne’s jeggings.
Quick tips on “How To Get The Hoes”
1. NEVER…I repeat…NEVER give compliments
If you give her a compliment you’ve already lost the game my nigga. For some odd reason, femalesLOVE when they aren’t showed any attention.
2. Don’t show obvious thirst.
It’s the first day of class and she walks in. EVERY nigga in the room stops what they’re doing and stares while she walks past. My advice…..Keep doing your work my nigga. Eventually you two will have a conversation and she’ll go “I don’t think you like me.” or “How come you never notice me?” When you hear a phrase along those lines, her pussy is yours for the taking.
3. Be disrespectful. (To an extent)
For this one, you obviously won’t want to call her a “bitch” or a “hoe”, but let her know she wants your dick more than you want her pussy. Works every time.
The above tips won’t work on every single hoe you come across, but I guarantee your pussy rate rises at least 45%.
*disclaimer* (Notice I said “hoes” and not a female that’s eligible for cuffing season.)
If you give her a compliment you’ve already lost the game my nigga. For some odd reason, femalesLOVE when they aren’t showed any attention.
2. Don’t show obvious thirst.
It’s the first day of class and she walks in. EVERY nigga in the room stops what they’re doing and stares while she walks past. My advice…..Keep doing your work my nigga. Eventually you two will have a conversation and she’ll go “I don’t think you like me.” or “How come you never notice me?” When you hear a phrase along those lines, her pussy is yours for the taking.
3. Be disrespectful. (To an extent)
For this one, you obviously won’t want to call her a “bitch” or a “hoe”, but let her know she wants your dick more than you want her pussy. Works every time.
The above tips won’t work on every single hoe you come across, but I guarantee your pussy rate rises at least 45%.
*disclaimer* (Notice I said “hoes” and not a female that’s eligible for cuffing season.)
This next section is for the ladies.
(Essential Steps To Keeping A Man Happy)
1. STOP WITH THE NAGGING
We as males, HATE a nagging ass female OFF RIP. Why are you nagging? You’re not a child. That’s, by far, the quickest way to lose a guy’s interest.
2. KEEP YOUR RELATIONSHIP OFF OF TWITTER
Nobody cares that you and *insert name here* are just sitting on a freshly cleaned carpet, eating fruit snacks and watching Twilight. Nobody cares. Not even a little bit. Real niggas don’t like bitches that tweet everything. That’s an easy way to lose followers too.
3. SUCK A NIGGA DICK OR SOMETHIN
Let’s face it….All niggas like getting head. That’s just nature. You don’t have to be on your knees, but you need to be giving AT LEAST two blowjobs a day. That’s just that.
4. GIVE SPACE
Guys don’t like to be smothered. Some of you unknowingly make us feel like we’re laying under a few fat chicks. Back off, just a little. GO OUT WITH YOUR FRIENDS. They have 2 for $20 at Applebees.
5. LEARN HOW TO COOK
Now, this one isn’t always a necessity, but its DEFINITELY a plus. “The key to a mans heart is through his stomach” or something like that. THOROUGH TRUTH right there. Men like food. Can I get a Amen?! (Amen!!!*tamborine rattles*) If you can’t cook, learn.
Situation…………..Imma have to ask you to chill my nigga.
I’m just acting like I didn’t see Amber Rose try the “My page was hacked” trick. We don’t believe you.
- What ever happened to the spanish channel that used to be on Comcast with all the big booty latinas?! WE NEED THAT BACK!!!
- I would’ve bought Kevin Harts new iPhone app, but I’m cheap and I don’t like to pay for stuff. Not limited to dates with females, birthday presents, and anything else I could care less about.
- T.I. made his way back home, but no one should care because he’s dropping an album and going right back. Real life jailbird. All jokes aside tho, I really do hope he gets his life together and releases a solid album.
- Oh yeah, shoutout to everybody that went “in” on #WaysToGetOffThePhone. You’re not only a coward, but I also muted you.
- I’m done here tho. Join me next Thursday for another segment of #NobodyCaresTho, and don’t forget that niggas named Roderick CANNOT be trusted.
