UMMMM....PAUSE....THAT'S GAY!!

What's good RTF family, I'm back like I left somethin!! I figured I'll let ya'll marinate on LeBron for a second before I come back with more heat....


Moving right along...
So as you all can see I have my opinions on the bullshit going on in the world. My next target is none other than flaming, portraying to be hetero, booty shaking, undercover brother ass homo's. You see me, I'm 100% to the core and the ultimate ALPHA MALE. If I even feel a dude looking at me in any sexual way, I break out in hives. I don't have a problem with gay men...if you gay you gay, that's cool homie, do you.  My problem is not with the proud G.L.A.A.D. family....my problem is with the perpetrators. So I've compiled a list of things to let you know, if you're not already aware, that you should just go on ahead and call up the booty warrior (pause) and let him have his way with you (pause again).
And here we go...

10. All your jeans are skinny...
I put this one first because frankly this is something that has been addressed by others before me. If you still continue to wear them proudly even when chicks say they don't like em, and then you continue to jump your hairy man ass in them (pause) its safe to say...YOU GAY!!
9. You're grown up ass is "jerkin" 
Stop it...just stop it...

8. You see a dude in a porno and say "I recognize them balls!!"
No homo to #8...and...You extra Gay

7. You see a chick with some big titties, a fat ass, oh and a pretty face, of course...ahem...but all you can think about is how she's "working" those heels and where she got them from?
Soooo...my dude...you plan on coppin em or some shit? Smh...

6. Did you just ask me if I bought Beyonce's new mixtape?
5. Him: You listen to Trey Songz?
Me: Yeah that dude aite, he got some lil jams or whatever. 

Him: Man that dude go so hard, I'm finna put him in the deck right now!! 

Me: So you know its just us two in the car right? *crickets* (pause) 

Me: Yea gone ahead and let me out up here...
4. You like all them "D-Town boogie" songs and know the dance to go with em...
3. You ask someone to teach you those "D-Town boogie" songs and the dance that go with em...
2. If in your head you didn't say "pause" or "no homo" behind #4 & #3...

And finally...
1. If you got your shirt off in your Facebook/Twitter pic and you go around "liking" this dude status or consistently "re-tweeting" or "@'n" another man ... You sir are quite queer!!

And I'm blastin off in t-minus 1...holla!
Next article comin soon...
Space Age Family and #TeamRTF stand up!!
Oh yea and follow me on twitter @Brian_Chase (only if you got a shirt on though, no homo)
And I leave you with this song...