SMH MOMENTS: ELI PORTER RELEASING A MIXTAPE & DOCUMENTARY

Before I jump into this, I have to explain this Eli Porter dude to those who aren't familiar...if you know who the kid is, go on and skip towards the next part of the post...


Eli Porter is famous for his infamous rap battle against another contender named Envy back in 2003.  The thing about it is that nobody knew whether they should have taken this guy seriously, or as a complete joke...Eli that is.  
His punch lines included "I'm the best mayne", "I did it", "I told you that", "My rhymes, they straight up cleva", and who could forget....

"Ain't no wonder why he came out, he already in the gay parade"...

Dead.  Watch for yourself...

Now that that's over with, we can see what Eli has in store for us in the future.  In a recent video that he put up today, Mr. Porter has announced that there will be a new mixtape from himself.  Apparently, it's set to drop "July somethin'"....

And don't sleep on the documentary that comes out the same day as the mixtape.  If you're looking to get Eli on a feature, hit up his Myspace, Skype, Facebook, etc.  

By the way, he's NOT retarted...

I'm dead now. Just watch...