Now before his groupies, stans, bandwagoners, and dickriders go at my throat...I'll give you my 3 main Reasons he's disappointed me, not the league or Cleveland, ME, so sit back and listen to this...
1. Over-Hyped
The NBA and Nike spent stupid amounts of money with all that "Witness" crap and don't even get me started on those Kobe/LeBron puppets. Notice how they were invisible this year though?? Nike said to hell with that until this dude can get in the finals and win, cut that puppet shit short, lol. If I were to say "media OVER-hype" for this feeble attempt to get some epic shit in the finals, I would be making a blatant, gross, and reckless UNDERstatement. Now, since this was so over-hyped my question to ya'll is how come it never happened? I mean Kobe did his part right? Not to mention "King" James is playing in a conference where below .500 teams can make the playoffs, smh, but I digress.
2. King of what though?
Kings get catered to, call shots, get teams built around THEM *cough**Kobe**cough*. Excuse me must be that championship bug going around that LeBron clearly got vaccinated for. Now don't get me wrong, I'm all for making a brand for yourself. Unfortunately at this point, while his is not completely diminished, its very tarnished nonetheless. Even if he never planned on staying in Cleveland, dawg, you had options for other teams to build around you. Other teams were looking to conform to your game, but now your Wade's Robin. Not only is Wade is better then him in all around game, too, but by LeBron going to the Heat he's basically admitting it. On top of that do you think King Jaffe-Joffer wouldve left his HOME Kingdom of Zamunda? Hell no! Which brings me to my next point ...
3. Disloyalty
"You disloyal fool ass bitch made punk!" - Denzel Washington in Training Day.
Do I really need to elaborate anymore? Seriously how many people get to play for they're home team? He couldve built a legacy there and decided to build someone else's instead. Rewind a couple of years ago I remember when Vince Young was eligible for Draft and could've played right down the street from his high school had the Texans picked him. To be honest he probably would have sucked the owners off (pause) to play at home. Then you got somebody like LeBron that takes shit like that for granted...you's a bitch. Then you make your hometown wait "in suspense" for your bitch move along with 10,000,000 other idiots who tuned in GTFOH. And nobody better say shit about it being for the boys & girls club, because that's pure bullshit. But who am I, I'll let David Stern, Dan Gilbert, and Jesse Jackson give their expert opinions on this dude...say Dan...GET 'EM!!
*sidebar: I didn't mention his moms getting smashed on by his teammate because I got respect for the cougars of the world...raaawr!
And I'm blasting off in t-minus 1...holla!
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